1. When you see that your ex's new girl is definition downgrade.
2. When someone tries to convince you that Beyoncé didn't have the album of the year.
'Just kidding, we totally respect beck's artistry'.
3. When you dress up to take Instagram photos just so your followers feel inferior.
4. When someone posts a video of themselves trying to twerk.
5. When your friend who drunk-dialed you at 3am to cry about how much her life sucks is now telling everyone at the party that she's at a great place in her life.
6. When everyone you know is on spring break and posting photos of their travels, and you're just relieved you can stop shoveling snow.
7. When someone tells you that you don't have the dopest ass around.
8. When you see that girl shamelessly trying to flirt at the bar, but it's not cute and no one's diggin' it.
9. When your friend just told you a story and now they're repeating it for the fourth time in front of you.
10. When someone insults you, and you invoke this grown-up version of "I am rubber and you are glue."
11. When your friend teases you about that guy you used to crush on, and it's cute, but soooo played out.
12. When you go out to lunch with a friend, order everything on the menu, and then your friend orders a piece of kale.
13. When your best frenemy gives you a compliment that may be genuine, may be backhanded, but you DGAF because she still sucks.
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